memes; deux

[majorshipper]

THE FANFICTION LOVE MEME
Spread a little loveeee?

and the meme;

1) Comment to this and (if you want) I will give you 3 (fictional) people.
2) Post this meme to your LJ with your answers.
3) Provide pictures/text descriptions and the names of the 3 people.
4) Label whom you would shag, marry and (push off a) cliff

Again from abbylover23 , who provided Sam, Dean, and Cas. For those unaware, they are the three leading males on Supernatural, and all three are quite attractive and I'm actually attached to them all. Anyways, pictorial explanations(you have no idea how much time I dwelt over what pics to use and how to edit them and just how many times I got distracted);



This is Sam. Also known(mostly fondly) as Sasquatch and Moose and Gigantor. In the beginning, he was cute and floppy, now he's less innocent and more muscle-bound. Still, he retains much adorableness and his personality is super endearing, when he's not soulless(like in the above picture) or doing various other ~bad~ things. Also, his smile will make you melt in a completely good way.



This is Dean. He's Sam's big brother, though you'd never guess from looking at them. Zachariah thinks they're erotically co-dependent. He has a hot car and loves good music, too. Dean is more of a ladykiller than Sam, and it shows. Plus, he's incredibly cocky and often doesn't know when to shut up. And still, he remains the object of much lust and desire, both in fandom and the show itself. The reason for this remains mostly a mystery, however, Jensen Ackles' green eyes and pouty lips and all-around gorgeous body are credited for much of the effect he has on women(and the occasional man angel everything else).




This is Cas. Also known as Castiel, Angel of the Lord, Baby in a Trenchcoat, and God. He's Dean's angel, or, the one who gripped him tight and raised him from perdition and with whom he shares a "profound bond". His voice has been explained many ways; most involving descriptive phrases that include words such as broken glass, whiskey, and gravel, usually to the tune of gargling all three at the same time and then speaking. He is played by Misha Collins, a Unique Individual. Cas has recently gone batshit crazy, or so many believe, thanks to opening a door. He doesn't get pop-culture (and if he does, you probably should be suspicious) and has really, really blue eyes that are the subject of many sonnets (I'm sure).


NOW; onto the killing and shagging and marrying. I have devised a way to ensure that all three survive, involving manipulation and possibly the end of the world, but it goes something along the lines of this: shag Dean, marry Cas, and cliff Sam, and then have someone powerful revive Sam. Though, in this plan, the boys are kinda interchangeable.

Really, this all stems from when I got into the show and actually thought about it and realized I'd rather sleep with Dean and marry Sam. Then Cas appeared and the dynamic shifted, but the reasons remain pretty similar. So, explanations are in order. The whole shagging Dean bit is hopefully pretty understandable...who wouldn't want to? And I'd rather not kill him unless I have to, and I don't really think he's marrying material. Which takes me to Cas; I think when he's not busy smiting things he'd make a great husband. Poor Sam; I don't really wanna cliff you; it's just a simple matter of elimination.

So, there it is. Long explanation is worth it, y/y?

On a not-meme note; who visits Astronomy Picture of the Day? Last Thursday's was so STUNNING, I just wanna live in it, and I don't even like purple shades.